so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
