Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
