what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Terrible idea I love it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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