and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
PANTIES FOUND
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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