Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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