I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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