My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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