Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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