just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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