I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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