Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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