It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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