omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
where are my eyebrows?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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