Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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