I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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