Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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