She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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