put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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