So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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