I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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