Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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