she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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