hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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