He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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