I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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