I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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