You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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