You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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