.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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