If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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