Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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