You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
