Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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