I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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