Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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