I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
