I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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