he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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