This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
