My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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