Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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