his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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