its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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