So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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