Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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