Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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