your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
