Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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