BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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