she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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