I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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