Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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