my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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