How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
