This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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